“Trump has a selected affinity for the royal household, and so in Washington, they pulled out all of the stops to welcome the king and queen. The Division of Transportation lined the streets with what they thought was the Union Jack, the British flag. Turned out to be the Australian flag, in order that they needed to take all of them down and swap them out. One way or the other they managed to screw all the things up. It was a literal false flag operation happening there.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Yesterday, the royals joined the Trumps for afternoon tea, and boy, would I like to be a fly on the cucumber sandwiches for that dialog. No method Trump was consuming tea, proper? I guess they boiled some Weight loss plan Coke and put it in a cup for him.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“King Charles delivered a speech as we speak earlier than a joint session of Congress. His aim on this journey is to attempt to calm trans-Atlantic tensions. Trump heard this and he mentioned, ‘The Atlantic is trans now, too?’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“You already know, there was a narrative as we speak that instructed that Trump and the king could also be distant cousins. They may be associated, which Trump noticed and posted, ‘Wow, that’s good. I’ve at all times needed to dwell in Buckingham Palace. I’ll speak to the king and queen about this in a couple of minutes.’ OK, I’m certain they’ll be thrilled to have such a formidable roommate of their residence.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
